munta 

a person who is hideously grotesque.

Chris Evans is a true definition!!

munta by Jessica and Rachel October 30, 2003

Munta 

Ugly fat female

Muntas shouldn't wear red is an excellent novel by a guy called Eaglesfield

Munta by Benegys July 21, 2003

munta 

The perminant state of minga.

Your a munta for life not just a hang over.

munta by Dave and Lucy December 12, 2003

munta 

A very fat woman that eats all the time!

look at that munta over there, eating all the pies

munta by mycaela January 29, 2004

munta 

Stimulation of a male's anus by a female.

I heard he got some munta!

munta by Rosh April 20, 2003

munta 

When one gathers a dead body and sews up all the holes (eyes, mouth etc.) leaving the butt open. then placeing one's mouthe around the bum hole wilst some one applys a large amout of pressure quicly to the bodys stomac and all contence of the body squeased out the bum is eaten by the guy with the mouth round it.

man 1: gather your sewing kit and spade.
man 2: what ever for.
man 1: i am hungry and we are off to
munta someone in the graveyard.

munta by grave robber January 25, 2009

munta 

amazing person

You're a munta for giving me $20

munta by Heinz tAmOtA May 17, 2018