pando 

1. To masturbate
2. A choccolate croissant

1. Dude i just had the best pando, pass the tissues
2. I like a pando for breakfast, say now

pando by no December 12, 2003

pando 

The lowest form of life on planet earth. Makes a douche bag look intelligent! Blows dead Japs on the Burma Road. Eats shit sandwiches.

Pardon me...I have to take a pando!

pando by Nada February 15, 2004

pando 

Any clueless moron! If you rolled his brain down the edge of a sharp razor blade, it would be similar to rolling an atom down the center of a 10 lane highway. One who is like a fan: blows on one side and sucks on the other side!

Hey Mr. President (W), quit acting like a pando all the time!

pando by Rosie December 5, 2003

pando 

(n.) any event characterized by globally synchronized intentions, such as global meditation or prayer in which all of the participants are directing their intentions toward the same idea (e.g., gratitude, compassion, world peace)

(v.) to meditate, pray, or otherwise direct your intentions in a way that involves you in a globally synchronized moment

Pando 2018 is going to happen on October 1.

There's going to be a pando tonight; the New York site is Madison Square Garden.

pando by Euclid the Elder November 20, 2017

Pando 

1)Term Used to describe a male panda in the "spanish street language".
2)Also used when calling someone a homosexual.

1)Mama: Mira ese es un pando

hija: oh wow que bonito y gordito

2)Tom: hey yo holmes look at that pando

Tim: ye hes a homo lets beat him up

Tom: naw let him go,

Pando by hatetheV8 May 27, 2009

Pando 

Using Pandora to look up a band that you are not familiar with, but clearly everyone else is in hopes no one calls you out for being a tool.

Hipster 1: Dude, have you heard of The Solids?
Hipster 2: No dude.
Hipster 1: Dude! You've got to check them out!
Hipster 2: I'll go Pando them right now, dude!
Hipster 1: Duuuuuuuuude.

Pando by Faux Hipster November 22, 2010

Pando 

When a person is giving oral to two people and takes one dick in each eye, they get 2 black eyes resembling a panda.

Dude, your mom got a pando from uncle Jim and Steve yesterday? She better cover them shits up with some makeup.

Pando by Rafartfignugen May 26, 2022