cancertale 

undertale but when 12 year old fanboys get to it

cancertale is a no no

cancertale by Kleenex tissues January 8, 2017

cancertastic 

A "CRITICAL "way of saying your mums got cancer but in a hilarious banner manner...

Well that's just cancertastic...

cancertastic by Lawrence jaquiery December 4, 2017

cancertainment 

All the screwball politics, bureaucratic bullshit, evil healthcare/HMOs, co-pays, premiums, corporations, the impossible labyrinths they send you through. This also includes the dinner time conversations with family, daily chit chat with friends as well as all the chemo therapy, drug treatments, MRIs, and the rest of the long list of things you have to go through when you have cancer. Almost totally non existent with socialized medicine.

I just love the cancertainment of getting old. All the trips to the hospital, medical bills, co pays and grieving. So much for the golden years. Sometimes I wish I move to Canada.

cancertainment by FreakCitySF September 8, 2009

Cancertard 

A cancerous retard. This is used loosely, as it applies to anyone who is both cancerous and extremely stupid.

Augh, that feminazi is such a cancertard..

Why are 12 year olds on COD always such cancertards?

Cancertard by CromBomb August 17, 2016

Cancertivetation 

Change and or mutant cells to cancer cells.

Cancertivetation giving people cancer.

Cancertivetation by its your boy john apple May 30, 2018

cancerlled

When someone's life is cancelled by cancer, whether it be real physical cancer, or media content.

"Oh gross I have liver cancer. Guess my life is cancerlled"

"omg did you see what that politician said about issue thingymabob, today is CANCERLLED"

cancerlled by IAMTHECAKE March 5, 2019

CancerVapeDad 

a person who is not quite addicted to vapes but is constantly saying they are going to get cancer

I need to stop acting like a CancerVapeDad.

CancerVapeDad by reheheheheh April 5, 2024