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Asys are the most amazing , beautiful girls in the world they are there for u when u are down and up u are lucky if u get to meet a asys they are a best friend but sometimes have a attitude if u ever get to date a asys show her love and like her for the way she is she is not a good girl but she is trustworthy and a good best friend I have a asys in my life who understands me all the time she is funny all the time u will go to her to have a fun time she likes to try new things all the time u will want to be with her at all time love the asys around the world cause they are rare
Jocelyn: where is asys I miss her it’s not the same here at school with out her

Genesis : I know she is the one who makes school fun
asys by Baby._.joce1129 August 21, 2018
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asystotext 

Word coined in January 2018 by a Omaha Cardiologist, Dr. Van De Graaff. Asystotext is a text message that arrives while you’re in a business meeting that causes your heart to stop and you can’t pay attention to anything else going on.
Ironically, the cardiologist suffered from an asystotext caused by his girlfriend in the middle of a very important board meeting. Thankfully, no resuscitation was needed as he recovered quickly spontaneously.
asystotext by Logastellus January 23, 2018
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Pronouced (A-Sis-Truh) - Noun

green bozo at a 2005 house party in october (is autistic)
that weirdo asystra is staring at me, quick shoot them
Asystra by sunzuha October 28, 2025

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026