Facees
The collective contents discharged while vomiting. Often used in terms of describing a single remaining byproduct or multiple remnants.
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faecesbook
Faecesbook serves many useful functions:
1) it allows people you don't give a rats ass about and wouldn't speak to if you passed them in the street the chance to bore you with every banal detail or their uneventful lives because both you and they have joined in some global "friends" arms races based on numbers of people you've clicked a link for but don't really know or care about
2) it allows you to make even more of a fool of yourself by posting updates and photos of all the oh so clever and funny stuff you did while blind drunk. The kind of thing you'd rather your parents/boss/colleagues/beloved aunt never knew about - except now they will, and probably before you've even came round, because you've "friended" them all on Faecesbook
3) it allows you to look really pathetic by updating your status to "in a relationship with someone I've actually spoke to in real life" after last night's drunken one-nighter only for them to publicly dump you before breakfast.
4) it allows Faecesbook to micro-examine the details of your life and sell all that information on to anyone willing to pay for it. Do you really like being marketed to? Tell Faecesbook what you had for breakfast!
5) it allows some frazzle haired dork who couldn't get laid at Harvard the chance to become a billionaire - and all off the information you so willingly hand over to his sprawling faeces-pumping empire.
1) it allows people you don't give a rats ass about and wouldn't speak to if you passed them in the street the chance to bore you with every banal detail or their uneventful lives because both you and they have joined in some global "friends" arms races based on numbers of people you've clicked a link for but don't really know or care about
2) it allows you to make even more of a fool of yourself by posting updates and photos of all the oh so clever and funny stuff you did while blind drunk. The kind of thing you'd rather your parents/boss/colleagues/beloved aunt never knew about - except now they will, and probably before you've even came round, because you've "friended" them all on Faecesbook
3) it allows you to look really pathetic by updating your status to "in a relationship with someone I've actually spoke to in real life" after last night's drunken one-nighter only for them to publicly dump you before breakfast.
4) it allows Faecesbook to micro-examine the details of your life and sell all that information on to anyone willing to pay for it. Do you really like being marketed to? Tell Faecesbook what you had for breakfast!
5) it allows some frazzle haired dork who couldn't get laid at Harvard the chance to become a billionaire - and all off the information you so willingly hand over to his sprawling faeces-pumping empire.
Add me to the list of people you barely know on Faecesbook
Find me on Faecesbook
Add shit to my Faecesbook wall
Find me on Faecesbook
Add shit to my Faecesbook wall
faecesbook by go-faecesbook-yourself November 6, 2011
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facestoning
The mindless surfing facebook completely blazed with no purpose whatsoever. Often accompanied by a gaping mouth, glazed-over eyes, and staying up late into the night accomplishing nothing.
"Dude why did you sleep til 4 in the afternoon?"
"After I came home from smoking with some people last night I ended up facestoning for hours."
"After I came home from smoking with some people last night I ended up facestoning for hours."
facestoning by jordiebish November 18, 2009
Faceass
Someone mumbling incoherently is " Joe Biden Faceass"
Black guy wearing a leather coat is "wesley snipes faceass"
White girl with bald head is " Brittney Spears faceass"
White guy on skateboard is "Tony hawk faceass"
Guy murders wife and gets away with it is "oj simpson faceass"
Black guy with mustache is "Richard Pryor Faceass" or maybe "Lionel Richie Faceass"
Black guy wearing a leather coat is "wesley snipes faceass"
White girl with bald head is " Brittney Spears faceass"
White guy on skateboard is "Tony hawk faceass"
Guy murders wife and gets away with it is "oj simpson faceass"
Black guy with mustache is "Richard Pryor Faceass" or maybe "Lionel Richie Faceass"
Faceass by 6feetunder February 3, 2023
faces of atheism
The circlejerk to end all circlejerks.
faces of atheism by BOSSN14 December 16, 2012
facespew
1.
Noun:
A psychological phenomenon present when Facebook users are mysteriously compelled to publicly express themselves at profound, emotional levels whereas they otherwise would not do so in actual life
2.
Verb: facespew,facespews,facespewing, facespewed
Noun:
A psychological phenomenon present when Facebook users are mysteriously compelled to publicly express themselves at profound, emotional levels whereas they otherwise would not do so in actual life
2.
Verb: facespew,facespews,facespewing, facespewed