The University of
Texas at Arlington, located in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area. Any university can be compared to this school if it satisfies all of the following criterion:
(1) Less than 10% of the professors are competent.
(2) The
college of engineering is 95% Indian.
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3) There are only 10 people that live on campus.
(4) The total research spending of the institution matches that of the value of a Gordita from Taco
Bell.
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5) The international students maintain a GPA of around 3.8 while the local students (hicks in this case) usually hover around a 2.3 GPA.