The leader of the
Poo Empire. He's mostly a robot
poo since he was burned to the
poo crust on some weird fucking magma planet. However, like most hardened poo he has a soft and warm place inside for his son Poot Skywanker.
That Sharth Vader is one evil mother fucker. He breathes
heavy and his breath smell like shit. Did you see when that giant
wookie Poobacca got stuck to Sharth Vader like a giant
dingleberry?