The act of going immediately to sleep following sexual intercourse, omitting any form of personal clean-up, allowing the smell to ferment or “pickle”.
“I didn’t want morning sex because she didn’t pee or clean up last night - she piggled.”
“Piggeling is nasty and can lead to infections, that’s gross.”
The act of accidentally squandering several hours (or days) on your computer while not doing anything in particular. e.g., YouTubing “just one more” vid, re-filing mp3s, looking up friends of friends of friends on Facebook, wading through MySpace band requests, Tweeting randoms, browsing for the definition of your own name on the Urban Dictionary etc...
The activity distorts the time perception of the e-potterer in such a way that an apparent 1 min of e-pottering time equates to roughly 1.5 Standard Earth Hours (as perceived by partners, friends, family and the fascist time police at your place of work).
Dude 1 - Bro, you look knackeredtoday were you out late partying?
Dude 2 - No such luck man, I was just up until 4am this morning e-pottering.
A verb (pronounced "Porter-ing") that describes when a person plays a multi-player video game (such as Halo or Smash Bros.) and sits on the sidelines while the other players fight and kill each other. When only 2 out of all the players fighting are left, the one who took this action tends to win because he did not do anything and angers the other players.
"Freakin' Mikewon againg because he was portering the whole time!"