Most people think of mistletoe as being romantic, but it isn’t, not really. The name derives from mistletan, which means a twig of mistle; the seeds of the plant are propagated through the excrement of birds, notably the mistle thrush. If you now take account that the old Germanic word ‘mist’ means shit or dung, mistletoe’s name translates as ‘shit plant’.

I’ll never see mistletoe in quite the same way ever again.

Mistletoe by AKACroatalin January 8, 2017

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mistelemariamorous

The feeling you experience when you tell someone you love them at the end of a routine customer service call

Jordan felt very mistelemariamorous after becoming distracted on a phone call with his cable company

Cable Company Lady: "Ok Mr.Needlewum, you're all set up with our fabulous Sunday sports channel package. Is there anything else I can help you with?"
Jordan: "Uh no, I think that will do it, I love you.."

mistelemariamorous by WordsLol November 7, 2017

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mistell

Mis*tell Mistold, Mistelling
Abbreviated: mt

To tell erroneously.

Usually used in chatrooms or instant messages when a message is sent to the wrong person and that person recognizes it.

"I'm sorry, I don't know any Bob. Is this a mistell?"

"Ack, sorry, mt."

mistell by cdat16 November 30, 2004

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Mistledick

The act of giving her the “D” under the tree.

It’s no wonder Kyle and Heather ended up on the naughty list; if asked for their favorite Christmas tradition they would pick mistledick.

Mistledick by Karen&KyleKoss December 19, 2020

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