An after dinner surprise in which you expect a nice burp but end up with a little barf making its way up your esophagus thus leaving you with that horrible burning sensation. (Burp + Barf = Burf)

Earl: Gee whiz Sally, that was a fine souffle you made!!
Sally: Well thank you Earl.
Earl: Buuuuurppppblecccchhhh!! Oh Christ my thraot is burning....I just BURFED!!!
Sally: Oh Earl!!

Burf by Inatoob September 7, 2007

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Burf

When you try to burp, but a little vomit comes out.

Person 1 *burfs* “sorry I just burfed.”
Person 2 “what the fuck is a burf?”
Person 1 “sharting of the mouth.”

Burf by BurfBoy69 December 10, 2022

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burf

The act of being born in da' ghetto

Yo' bitch, when's yo' burf-day

burf by T DePuy September 29, 2005

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BURF

The act of expelling an exceptionally acrid and heavy fart that feels hot in temperature, making only a slight "bfffff" sound as the bitter fumes leaves the anal cavity. Much more deadly and bitter than the average silent fart.

"Honey, you won't want to sit next me right now. This roasted garlic is making me burf."

"Sam was pissed because I burfed in his cube."

"My wife practically passed out from the burf I just left in the car."

BURF by Pdubs September 2, 2007

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