PG Tips

Brilliant British advert where monkeys drove cars, drank tea, and went about in costumes.

Extremely popular, and talked daily around Britain for monthes while supping tea and cakes.

Company found it was "un-popular", so replaced with a bunch of plasticine birds. Bollocks.

Geordie pigeon. aight man whit ye dain to me creeb? Ill do ye i will!

Posh owl. Fuck off you gormless flying rat.

Geordie Pigeon. Righto.

PG Tips by Biafra J July 29, 2004

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PG Tips

Orange Pekoe tea.

I'd rather settle for a coffee, than a cup of PG Tips. Loosely translated, I want something that has more kick than punch.

PG Tips by djm5000 September 22, 2011

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Related Words

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pgtipsmonkeh

Proper cool guy who may or may not have had a mental breakdown over tiktok.

Hey have you heard about pgtipsmonkeh's new festival?

pgtipsmonkeh by Ppapy October 16, 2021

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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