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Dickstick 

A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.
"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."
Dickstick by knight_visionn December 6, 2009

dickticles 

I got so mad at him, I wanted to nail him in the dickticles.
dickticles by creativeactivist March 12, 2010

technical dickticulties 

When a man is having issues remaining erect during sex or during sexual activities.
Maybe we should try this when you're more focused because it seems like you're having some technical dickticulties.
When you put nicotine patches on your balls so when you cum your sperm is infused with nicotine so girls get addicted to sucking your dick.
Quinn: Hey man the dickotine’s been working, she keeps coming back for more.
Drake: Yooo! She’s hooked!
Dickotine by TreeandZ September 19, 2019

dickstick 

In nominal terms, a dickstick is another term for a dildo. By extrapolation, "dickstick" is a Tomism (see Tomism) and used as a mild insult to one's intelligence. Useable as a substitute for "dipshit", "dickstick" usually indicates one's displeasure of another person's actions.
P1: "Hey, Tom look. Frank just took the last piece of pizza."

T: "Oh, that dickstick! I didn't even get to eat any!"
dickstick by Frank Klaune March 15, 2004

dicktick 

1. A person who can not have enough of a particular cock. Becoming a tick like creature by sucking it dry.

2. A person who sucks a penis after swallowing the cum. Trying to suck it dry.
Dude that bitch was such a dicktick, I nutted, she swallowed and she just kept going!
dicktick by ChuliFly April 16, 2009