a poon 

to really rape some one, kill them or can often be used when headshots are done.

I just scored a kill-mnejoaro A POON...

a poon by kyle thomas October 14, 2006

Peak-A-Poon 

The act of covering someone's eyes before showing them your vagina.

Guy 1: "This girl was totally playing a game of Peak-A-Poon with a guy at the bar last night!"

Guy 2: "Who won?"

Guy 1: "It definitely wasn't the next person to sit on that bar stool"

Peak-A-Poon by Param3dic August 11, 2011

Poon-a-rang

A female that ,no matter how much you try to get rid of her, you end up sleeping with her again and again.

Jim:I banged my ex-girlfriend again last night.

Mike: Man, that's like the 10th time you've retapped that, that girl is a poon-a-rang.

Poon-a-rang by theedingo November 9, 2010

POON-A-PALOOZA 

(N.)
1. An abundance of available, tappable poon.
2. Gettin' it done 42+ times a week.
3. Heaven

Scott: Damn, this poon-drought sucks. I haven't gotten laid in weeks.
Matt: Tell me about it, this calls for a POON-A-PALOOZA!!!!!

POON-A-PALOOZA by Matt and Scott October 1, 2007

A Lewis Poon 

A lewis POON ‘You’re such a lewis Poon’ meaning your a small middle aged man from particularly from little lever, BOLTON, who cannot control their anger or love for drinks. A lewis Poon (NOON) is a hairy man. A lewis POON has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend and often gets told he is ‘punching’

‘No way that is your girlfriend! Your such a lewis POON!)

A Lewis Poon by Simon News1 July 20, 2022

a la carte poontang

More or less friends with benefits. Getting sex without being in a relationship.

I don't like relationships, so I just get a la carte poontang from Mel whenever.

a la carte poontang by iTeabaglolz October 22, 2010

Poonin' For A Ride

When a chick texts pics of her snatch to a guy she doesn't even know, hoping to "get" him by appealing to his typical, brainless, male-dog nature.

She lures him in with that promise of free and easy pussy, and he totally regrets banging her later when he comes to his senses and realizes that she's obviously a crazy bitch.

These chicks usually have no money or skills, and their pussy is the only thing they've got to offer.

Chicks who poon for rides usually have STDs that can ruin a man's relationship with a good woman.

The better-lookin' she is, the more chance you have of catching something from her!

"This chick is totally Poonin' For A Ride! She randomly contacted me online and sent me pics of her twat!

Naturally, I gotta go meat that poon! Whoa she's good-looking, guess I'd better wrap it too...."

Poonin' For A Ride by Scrappy SamCat October 15, 2011