A special name given only to a special Subaru vehicle, preferably a Forrester. The vehicle can only be endowed with this name after faithfully serving its owner through good times and bad. Situations that merit this title include but aren't limited to: escaping some threat such as
police or angry Mexicans, being found not guilty in a D.U.I case, annihilating a deer or other
target and still drivable (and somewhat
fresh), and/or serving as a location for various social activities such as smoking mad blunts or getting naked with girls. Owner of a said Subadoob frequently communicates with the vehicle, strokes and/or kisses the dash to show approval, and rewards it with nice detailing jobs and
BG Engine Performance products. Once a driver-Subadoob
relationship has formed, it will remain
forever and the Subadoob will only be passed on to those worthy enough. If the driver decides to retain the vehicle during his/her later years in life and the spouse of the driver says, "get that piece of shit out of here, we need a new
car," the driver will happily drive his/her Subadoob down to the city court house to file for divorce.
Driver: "So this is my Subadoob, I'm
happy you two have finally met"
Girlfriend: "You gave it a name? It doesn't look all that special... Let's go get something to eat (steps in
car)
Driver: "Hm... It's not starting; I've never had this problem before... You must have upset it by saying it wasn't special"
Girlfriend: "Real funny, maybe you should just consider buying a new
car"
Driver: "Could you get out of the
car for a moment?"
(Girlfriend exits,
car starts immediately)
Driver: "Ha, I knew it, my Subadoob must think you're no good for me, peace out bitch" (peels off)