Helston Community College is a place of total warfare, where many war crimes are commited on a daily basis. The canteen is nice, the sandwiches have too much mayo and the surrounding area is surrounded by the Bulwark mafia, which are masters in the art of guerrila warfare in order to protect their home land. My
sibling got hanged because they wore white socks. Recently the school bus got
fire bombed by the Bulwark mafia causing the deaths of 69 innocent children. Theres a rocking
1.9 stars on
google, the reviews are a brilliant representation of the school, give them a read. And enjoy your
stay if you visit at Helston Community College.