Tree Octopus

God's way of telling us that humanity is fucked.

Teacher: Okay, Grade fives, look at this website. *shows website, 'Save the
Pacific Northwestern Tree Octopus'* Is this animal real?
All Students: Yes! Let's go catch tree octopi now - ajsdhakjsdbajbdk!

Tree Octopus by Discosauras Rexorus July 15, 2011

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Tree Octopus

A strange and rare creature native to Mauritius and can’t be found anywhere else on Earth. It moves around with tentacles and eats bugs and birds and lives in both trees and the ground. It’s also not a true octopus but a distinct species that resembles the octopus

Last year I want on vacation to Mauritius and saw the Tree Octopus on a nature tour

Tree Octopus by I Like To Define Words May 2, 2021

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Related Words

Tree Octopus • the octopus tree • tree fiddy • tree climber • tree trunk • Tree Fucker • tree kids • Tree of Life • tree fitty • tree bark

the octopus tree

WARNING!!!: tHiS iS nOt AbOuT tHe "PaCiFiC nOrThWeStErN tReE oCtOpUs"

ok now that we have THAT out of the way:
𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑜𝒸𝓉𝑜𝓅𝓊𝓈 𝓉𝓇𝑒𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝒶 𝓉𝓇𝑒𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀𝓈 𝓁𝒾𝑒𝓀 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓊𝓅𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝒹𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝑜𝒸𝓉𝑜𝓅𝓊𝓈!!!!!!!!!

ok so basically, there's a tree, and a guy named Ken Malone made a song about it that αႦʂσʅυƚҽʅყ ႦOρS!!!!!1!!!!11!1!!

I can't put in a link butttttt, just search up "The Octopus Tree" on yuotube and it's by Ken Malone. It's the first one, I think.

pls can we have an F in the chat for our boy toemas?
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stoopid idiot: oMg i lOvE tHe BeAcH bc of the pAlM tReEEEEEEEEEEEEs

me, an intellectual: U STOOPIDDDD. the octopus tree is much bester.

the octopus tree by im the drummah roger taylah April 18, 2019

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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