arid 

Being so in need of a pounding from a guy/girl/tranny/inanimate object that you become dry and barren with lots of tumbleweed in your vagina.

Katy - "I'm SO arid right now"

Ash - "What does that mean Katy?"

Katy - "It means I need a pizza and a pounding immediately"

arid by Banana Longboat May 11, 2012

Arid 

Synonym for dry. When somebody says a really dead dry joke where nobody laughs.
Can also be used when someone tries to par unsuccessfully.
Derives from a geographic word for dry land.

You need some E45 for those Arid insults

Arid by MbongoFromTheCongo February 26, 2011

Arid 

I really don’t know🤪

That’s so arid!

Arid by Badgirly178 April 15, 2019

Arid Ronktoot 

When a mammal experiences a starkly dry fart, but their anus hole is so tight that it makes a honk-like noise and one or more little turds fall out.

Abram: *RRRRRRONNK!*
Riley: "What was that? ... PU! What is that foul odor?"
Abram: *Stands up* *Little poops leak from pant leg* Sorry, I've had an Arid Ronktoot sitting in my rectum ever since we got to church.
Riley: You dirty little pablo pebbles pueblo >:|

Arid Ronktoot by groin fondler August 28, 2019

dry and arid 

anal substitute teacher

Mrs. Crazy French Lady

dry and arid by Will, Sarah, Emily, Katrina February 20, 2005

ariday 

the most kindest and beautiful girl you will ever meet . yeah she’s cares to much but it’s the greats thing about her . And when she falls in love she falls hard. Everyone is into her boys and girls , yes she has haters but everyone does . don’t get on her bad side bc she’s f*** you up . don’t dare mess with her friends or family bc you won’t win that fight . but at the same time she’s the nicest and most sweetest person you will ever meet . don’t lie to her or make her second guess you bc once she’s gone she’s gone . you don’t wanna lose her bc she’ll be the greatest thing to ever happen you that goes with everything friendship , relationship , whatever it is . she makes the work a little brighter and a little easier everyday . SHES ALSO SOOOO THICK BUT she’s usually short

“ Bro Ariday’s the most coolest girl ever !”
“ OMG HAVE YOU MET ARIDAY SHES SOO BEAUTIFUL”
“ I wonder If she’s into girls”

ariday by Jademike November 17, 2019

aridae

probably one of the funniest girls you will ever meet. watch out boys, she's a heart stopper. absolutely irresistible. her name secretly means catfish.

hey i met aridae today, she's tiiiiight

aridae by shabalabadingdong bob November 29, 2009