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go commit 

short for "go commit suicide"
"I like pop music"
"Maybe you should go commit."
go commit by MelM September 8, 2005

Go commit toaster bath 

A deadly roblox insult known as a now dead meme around the normie world.

also, it comes in different flavors
|robloxian 1| hey dood

|robloxian 2| yeah?

|robloxian 1| ur mom gae lol

|robloxian 2| Go commit toaster bath you big gae

|robloxian 1 | *dies of deathpacito*

|robloxian 3| lol noob

|robloxian 4| he was my brother! now go commit deathpacito you big gae!

|robloxian 3| oh no *dies of ligma*

go commit not feeling so good 

If you get hit by this, You can't do anything, but you'll disintegrate, the only way to stop this is by committing sewer side.
Thanos: Go commit not feeling so good
Spider man: Mr. Stark I don't feel so good

go commit die 

the worst thing you can possibly say to someone. this phrase can destroy someone and they will have no way of coming back
person 1: no one likes you ugly ass ni🅱️🅱️a
person 2: go commit die

person 1: shit
go commit die by Xx_ass_eater_69 August 12, 2018

go commit not alive

a family-friendly version of kill your self
Popular in Roblox, and maybe pewdiepie
Player 1: Hey roblox_fan_96 GO COMMIT NOT ALIVE
Player2: not
go commit not alive by Slinky8 August 1, 2018

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus