Spinned 

to drunk and be on pills at the same time

yo i got spinned friday with some baccurdi and xanax

Spinned by gonewitzannalans June 26, 2009

Spinned 

1) To be tricked into visiting a shock site (namely meatspin.com) by bros claiming the site is actually something interesting or awesome often via a seemingly harmless (often masked or renamed) text or pic link.

Examples:
a) Some troll's signature in so-and-so forum lured me in with tasty bacon pics, but it was a trap. I got spinned, bro.

b) I stepped away from my computer for just a minute, but that was enough time for my roommate to set up a trap. Dude, I got spinned.

Spinned by Brocissitude July 3, 2012

Midget Spinner 

The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.

Example

Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!

Midget Spinner by Stuneree January 28, 2023

digit spinner 

A calculator

let me get my digit spinner to solve this equation

digit spinner by greentopdude August 2, 2017

faggot spinner 

When someone gets a fidget spinner and automatically becomes gay from it.

"Harrison just tried that new faggot spinner!"
"Fuck, he's gay"

faggot spinner by Political_Psychologist May 4, 2017

Chair Spinner 

Refers to your colleagues that jump out of their chair so fast at 5pm that their chair can still been spinning for a while after they are gone, and you are still working.

Hey Jim, Is Suzy still here, I have a question for her? No man, she is a chair spinner.

Chair Spinner by mccarthy79 April 13, 2015

Nigger Spinner 

A spinning black dude

BOB! WATCH OUT FOR THAT NIGGER SPINNER! YOU MIGHT GET HIT!!

Nigger Spinner by greentopdude October 15, 2017