retart for the dumb fucks who cantspell retard and claim that retart is actually the real way to say it and spell it. RETARD IS THE REAL WAY TO SPELL IT AND SAY IT. RETARDS.
Jon: you are such a retart.
Dave: dont you mean retard? you retard.
Jon: no wtf is retard? its retart.
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1. Microwaving an already toastered pastry, such as a Toaster Strudel or Pop Tart.
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1. Someone who has had sex so many times, they have transcended "tart".
2. Any object that has been retarted.
My toaster sucks, Imma have to retart this biYATCH.