nonced

british slang
when someone's been the victim of a nonce, they are said to have been nonced

stubby was nonced by the baker boys

nonced by bakerboys07 August 1, 2007

nonced up 

Referring to the children abused by a nonce

I wonder who he has nonced up

nonced up by SpeedyChim May 21, 2023

Dog Nonced 

When you're so drunk you inappropriately touch a dog.

Man 1: You were so drunk last night!
Man 2: I know, I was dog nonced.

Dog Nonced by metaldan123 December 13, 2015

reverse nonced 

When you capture a peadophile

Yo, Fred just got reverse nonced!

reverse nonced by basgler1 August 5, 2018

Matt Nonced 

to be left in a room on your own by all of your friends with one annoying person who has shit chat and will not let you leave the room before they have told you pointless things about their life which knowone cares about.

"no dont go in that room"
"why?"
"because we have all just left Phil behind to get matt nonced with some complete tit"

Matt Nonced by Mr Ngog December 9, 2009

Bald Nonce 

A bald man at the end of your street who likes little kids

Ohh no it’s the bald nonce. Hide your kids.

Bald Nonce by DanGlybles69 December 25, 2019

Noncestick

When a paedophile has raped so many kids that the government has decided to impale them on a metal pole.

You hear about that paedophile Nik who lived up the road? Yeah now he is just a noncestick

Noncestick by NJRuler November 6, 2019