A Sewanee
Dog (canus lupus dumpiarus) is a species commonly found at Sewanee: The University of the South, a small liberal arts university in Tennesse. Oddly enough, the species is entirely
female. Although this species is specific to Sewanee, it probably exists at other affluent, southern universities under a different nomenclature.
The Sewanee
Dog is typically spotted in the Fall and
Winter months wearing designer jeans, a Northface fleece and uggs. Other variations may include leggings -- often almost see-through -- with a flanel shirt or the addition of a Barbour jacket. Sewanee
Dogs sporting tightly fitting sweatpants and a prep-school hoody have been spotted, but are less common.
The Sewanee
Dogs are especially fond of cigarettes, and will spend hours on end at the library just so they can take cig breaks. In fact, the average Sewanee
Dog spends more time smoking than they do
studying, but see no irony in complaining about how much work they have. They also enjoy boasting about the number of "all nighters" they have pulled in a week, and
don't see any flaw in this study habit.
They seem unaware of their sexually repulsive nature and see nothing wrong with reaking of Parliament Lights and sporting a hacking cough.
Their diet consists mostly of Adderall and Red Bull, but can be suplimented by
greasy pub food and diet coke.
