Captain Christopher Pike to Captain goes down with the ship
- Captain Christopher Pike
- Captain Chunder
- Captain Clam
- Captain Clank
- Captain Clark
- Captain Cleanoff
- Captain Clueless
- captain clusterfuck
- Captain Clutch
- captain clutch rider
- Captain Cock
- captain cock block
- Captain CockBlocker
- Captain Cockhead
- captain cock punch
- captain cock smoker
- Captain Cockstar
- Captain coconuts
- Captain Cohad
- Captain & Coke
- Captain Commando
- captain condom
- Captain Cook
- Captaincook cunt
- Captain Cook'd
- captain cool
- Captain Coon
- captain cooter
- captain coral
- captain corndog
- captain cornflakes
- Captain Cornhole
- Captain Correcto
- Captain Coupon
- Captain Cowdung
- captain crabsticks
- Captain Cracker
- Captain Craftsman
- captain crash
- Captain Crazy Pantsed
- captain creep
- captain crispy
- captain crook
- captain crunch
- Captain Crunch Carpet
- captain crunch hangover
- captain crunching
- Captain-crunch mouth
- Captain Crunk
- Captain Crusty
- Captain Crytek
- captain cucumber
- Captain Cuddles
- Captain Cumquick
- Captain Cunnilingus
- Captain Cunt
- captain cupcake
- Captain curious
- captain curvy
- Captain Custard
- Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew
- Captain Dangler
- Captain Date Rape
- captain debauchery
- Captain Deez
- captain desmond
- captain destructo
- captain dew
- Captain dickhead
- Captain Digiorno
- captain dildo
- captain dillhole
- Captain Dipshit
- Captain Disillusion
- captain douche
- Captain Douchebag
- Captain DoucheBeard
- captain douchetastic
- Captain Douchington
- captain downer
- captaindrake
- Captain D's
- Captain DT
- captained
- captain effect
- captain egain
- Captain Elfy Fett
- Captain Enriques
- Captain EO
- Captain Erector
- Captain Ernie
- Captain Extra
- Captain Fabulous
- Captain Face
- CaptainFactfucker
- Captain Fagbox
- captain fagget
- Captain Faggle day
- Captain Fagtastic
- Captain Falcon
- Captain Falcon Syndrome
- Captain Fanta
- captain fantastic
- captain fantasy
- Captain Fatbelly
- captain feathersword
- captain feed a ho
- Captain Fine
- Captain Fingers
- Captain Firehose
- Captain Flex
- captain fluffypants
- Captain Fluke
- Captain Forehead
- Captain Fred
- captain fuck
- captain fuck a bitch
- Captain Fucking Obvious
- Captain Fucky
- Captain Fuck Yes
- Captain Fugly
- Captain Fun
- Captain Furious
- captain fuschetti
- captain futon
- Captain Fwiffo
- captain galbraith
- Captain Ganja
- Captain Gay
- Captain Gaybeard
- Captain Gaydar
- Captain Gayfart
- Captain Gayhab
- Captain Gaylord
- captain geeg
- captain gemy
- Captain George
- Captain Ginyu
- Captain Gloval Syndrome
- Captain goes down with the ship