116 definitions by yorrick hunt

dirty talk

talking with another person, describing mutual sexual activity, with the aim of causing sexual arousal

DIRTY TALK:
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $6.95 per minute.

by yorrick hunt February 6, 2008

talking with another person, describing mutual sexual activity, with the aim of causing sexual arousal

DIRTY TALK:
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $6.95 per minute.

by yorrick hunt February 4, 2008

dry, cracked lips (licking makes things worse)

A friend told me that cow manure cured chapped lips. It didn't. But it did stop me from licking them.

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

alcohol is causing problems in your life (for example, with your health, in your work, or with your social responsibilities)

Theo's drinking problem was that he had only one mouth.

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

used in reference to somebody who likes to spread gossip, or who cannot keep a secret

His ex-girlfriend told everyone that he had a small penis. When he found out, he just said that she had a big mouth.

by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

a statement that has little or no relation to what preceded it; illogical inference; (Latin for "it does not follow")

Example of a non sequitur:
Theo lives in a small apartment. Therefore he must have a small penis.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

Hard Don awoke from his wet dream with a giant hard on.

by yorrick hunt June 3, 2008