Refers to the semen created when a man is masturbating and ejaculating at the crux of a heightened emotional state, most typically involving crying.
Ricky: Hey Tara, I was thinking about you last night and I blew an emo load. I really think it brought me closer to you.
Tara: You're not supposed to call me, I thought the restraining order was pretty clear you fucking psycho.
What once was a wholesome and delicious chicken breast with boundless culinary potential, destroyed by overcooking then smothered with a sickeningly sweet substance that is an insult to Japanese cuisine.
I think I'll try the Teriyaki Chicken, because I hate myself.
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The act of masturbating while envisioning the gruesome murder of the person you would be fucking.
Because we used to be in love, Murder Jerking is the only way to get my head straight when dealing with my ex.
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An old, saggy, tired looking booty.
Your mom used to be hot, but now she got the mutton butt!
A military term for a person or soldier that buys a bunch of cool looking but useless combat related gear, in a misguided effort to make them a better soldier or their time in the field easier. This person may or may not also be a PX Ranger.
Whoa, look at the Tactical Dan over there. His rifle and pack look like they had a threeway with a swiss army knife. I'll bet that asshole leaves half that shit in the field on day 2.
An uncle who is a total failure at life and generally a total fuck up.
I'm sorry he was drunk and talking about DIY abortion, but my fluncle Chip is like this all the time.
A game played usually by a group of men who are far from home. The group will deliberately travel to a bar or club, without arranging for a hotel or other accommodations. They must only rely on their "hook up" abilities to secure a place to sleep for the night. This is typically played in the wintertime, due to the higher stakes involved in a fail.
Chuck: Bro, I the boys in the car and a full tank of gas. We're heading to Louisville, you coming?
Steve: Sounds cool, who you staying with?
Chuck: Hook up or die mutherfucker.
Steve: Challenge accepted, lets ride!
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