cricket set

British slang for dick & balls. I can't beleive no Brit or anybody familiar with British slang has defined it here.

Come here, luv, and fondle my cricket set, there's a good girl

by Woody Thomas August 18, 2007

miracle

A term used by Deadheads back in the day, meaning a ticket to a show given as a gift to someone outside the venue who has no ticket. Usually given randomly by a stranger. Taken from the Grateful Dead song "I Need a Miracle."

I was walking around the parking lot when this guy came up and miracled me

by Woody Thomas January 07, 2006

as the crow flies

the distance between two places if you took a straight line from one to the other

it's six miles to drive from my house to work, but only 3 miles as the crow flies

by Woody Thomas April 25, 2006

toilet

a place such as Miami, Florida or Newark, New Jersey.
Or...East St. Louis, Illinois

Miami is the biggest fuckin' toilet in the country

by Woody Thomas April 12, 2007

prell

a vaginal fart, referenced in National Lampoon years ago

she let out a big ol' prell after I pulled out

by Woody Thomas January 05, 2006

Bosie

an infantile term used by parents when speaking to a pre-school aged child, meaning genitals of either gender

Honey, don't forget to wash your bosie when you take your bath.

by Woody Thomas January 07, 2006

swantz

penis, the male organ, dick

I put my hand between her thighs, and my swantz began to rise

by Woody Thomas January 12, 2006