128 definition by wizards sleeve

Porn movie pop shot make-up artistry. This is where a heavy cummer (and maybe his co-stars) deliver some thick money shots onto a porn-stars face. Looks like she’s been hit in the face with a custard pie.
Director: "Ok folks, let's wrap up this shoot ... guys stand by to give Crystal-Tipps a messy facial please .... ACTION!"
by Wizards Sleeve September 24, 2006

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What you are after being tricked into visiting www.meatspin.com (a shock site featuring gay anal sex and a spinning cock.) See also meatspin, goatse, tubgirl and lemonparty.
Dude 1: "I just barfed big time!"
Dude 2: "Why so, Dawg?"
Dude 1: "Cletus just tricked me into visiting meatspin.com."
Dude 2: "Dah!! Meatspun! My man, you is meatspun!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 31, 2007

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A woman so ugly, she is of legendary proportions - probably a direct descendent of half developed cave-men.
Dude 1: "That new girlfriend of yours! She damn ugly, my man!"
Dude 2: "Yeah Dawg. She may be a thunder pig but she fucks like a ho!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 15, 2007

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Boobs; particularly the loaded ones you see on preggos.
"Did you see that MILF just now? Wow, she had plenty of baby brunch hanging out front."
by Wizards Sleeve June 11, 2006

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One who works in an office doing a hum-drum type job. Typical examples: Anyone who works in IT, accountants and people in supply departments.

Kings of all pencil Necks? Actuaries.
Office Chick: "I need a toner for the HP LaserJet 9065 in accounts."
Supply Dude: "I'll need to know your cost centre and have a signed purchase request form for that."
Office Chick: "Fuck you pencil neck!"
by Wizards Sleeve May 31, 2005

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British variation of ass to mouth namely the disgusting act of taking a cock that has just been pulled from an ass and sucking it off.

Popluar in porn movies.
Dude 1: "How hot is your new girlfriend Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Well, she did shitter to spitter with me last night."
Dude 1: "Fair play! What a fucking bad-ass ho!"
by Wizards Sleeve November 20, 2009

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Noun, British. A large, capacious, raggedy and smelly pussy. So named because of the resemblance to a well used glove as worn by a trawlerman on a deep-sea fishing boat.
Dude 1: "You seen that new girl in Accounts? She looks like a babe."
Dude 2: "Beware, Dawg. May look good but she got a minge like a trawlerman's glove."
Dude 1: "No shit! Thanks man."
by Wizards Sleeve April 26, 2009

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