86 definitions by will bitten

When you are about to receive a hummer from a woman with dentures. Remove both plates for the traditional Gummer or keep either the Upper or Lower plate in.

The guy who gets the party started but has no money to pay his tab.

A term describing how Work is much like Prostitution. A company has the use of your body for a period of time (8hr +) in exchange for money.

No matter how many times a guy gets shot down by a pretty girl with or without an attitude, buddy, She Shits Too.

That one employee who always runs to the supervisor complaining about other workers.

When you shit in the woods while camping and you run out of toilet paper. While exercising your last shit ticket you get some shit on your hand and need to get it off by shaking and flicking vigorously.

Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )