1 definition by wafflelover88

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they are tools of incompetence, used to build monuments of nothingness, and those who specialize in them seldom accomplish anything.
henry: bitch, why didnt you make me those waffles yet?!

bitch: i was watching maury.

henry: stupid whore, excuses are tools of incompetence, used to build monuments of nothingness, and those who specialize in them seldom accomplish anything. now get back to the kitchen.
by wafflelover88 July 29, 2009

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