A phrase coined by Osaro Osemwota in 2021, used to describe a category of people who carry fake birkin bags, aka firkins.
"Tina took her firkin to the Hermes store just to get a scarf for the handle and she put it on Snapchat to pretend it's the real deal as if she bought a brand new birkin from the actual store."
"She's a firkiana for sure, that's their formula. Buy fake birkins then go to the Hermes store to give their bag a silk press. Show us the receipt honey"
Not to be mixed with the word firkin
A phrase coined by Osaro Osemwota in 2021, used to describe a fake birkin bag
"Did you see Tina's new birkin, I wonder how she got it?"
"When did Hermes start using sheet metal for their hardware, that's a firkin"
A phrase coined by Osaro Osemwota in 2021. Another way to agree on a fact that is worth its weight in gold.
"If a man doesn't put in the work to be with you, girl he doesn't like you"
"Big Birkin Facts"
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Big Birkin Facts
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A phrase coined by Osaro Osemwota in 2021. Another way to agree on a fact
"I've come to the conclusion that watermelon is nasty"
"Birkin Facts"
People who carry fake birkins (firkins)
"OMG peep the firkin"
"When did Hermes start using sheet metal for their hardware, firkiana needs to take several sits down"
A fake birkin bag. Usually carried by people who try to belong to a certain status of people that will never acknowledge their existence and brag that it's real.
"I'm so confused how everyone in Lagos has a birkin bag as if it's manufactured here"
"Girlll, those are firkins. It's a whole pandemic of fakes no thanks to big brother naija stars and runs girls lying that they bought the real deal"
"Exactly, you have to be somebody of importance to own a birkin bag from the Hermes store"
Not to be mixed with the actual Mercedes Benz Formatic
Phrase coined by Osaro Osemwota in 2021. A formula used by niggas & breast milk boys who yarn shit about wanting to wife babes and marry them when they haven’t even known them for up to a month or can’t even do the bare minimum or think the bare minimum will suffice, thinking they can get freebies while not putting in the actual work.
“I want you to have my babies and be my wife”
“Will you stop with this rubbish Benz Formatics, you look stupid”
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