a cellphone used as a flashlight
Drew: Damn, its so dark in here I can't even read the menu!
Katie: Here, use my cellulight
Failure to comprehend what you are reading because you are distracted or not focused.
I don't know why I am even trying to read this book - I can't focus with all this noise. Its just going in one eye and out the other!
Amateur musicians trying to make music
Bob: Dude, how does that chord progression go in "Peter Pumpkinhead"?
Dave: I don't know, I never could figure that one out.
Bob: Great, this is like the deaf leading the deaf!