67 definitions by tirtle

Guido: ``Hey, looka that assa-hole!

by tirtle November 24, 2017

The rectal irrigation of an entire population. First done in Italy.

The odor was so horrific that the health inspector assnic cleansing

by tirtle March 28, 2017

The asswhole speaks to the entire and usually shitty body of work of an individual.

I gotta hand it to him, he's a real asswhole.

by tirtle February 09, 2019

One who continually submits entries to Urban Dictionary to the exclusion of everything else in life.

``Hey, Bud, don't you ever come up for air? You're a real computer neuter.''

by tirtle March 01, 2017

Aren't you the Charlie Rose type with the junk out and the TV turned to PBS.

by tirtle November 24, 2017

Donald Trumps's characterization of all people from the Far East

``I just spoke with chairman Chong Cha La Rong or whatever his name is and he will pay for our trade agreement.''

by tirtle January 13, 2017

A time, long, long ago when oxygen was not combined with the toxic waste and government stench. Clean air no more.

by tirtle March 28, 2017