67 definitions by tirtle

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1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.
Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.
by tirtle July 09, 2018
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The abolition of those we don't agree with
Alt-delete ain't just computer keys anymore.
by tirtle February 22, 2017
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The only possible destination for Major League Baseball steroid cheaters.
If Barry Bonds becomes an actor he might make the Hallmark Hall of Fame.
by tirtle January 31, 2017
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A well-known expression you are surprised had not been defined in the Urban Dictionary until now.
Harry Cox is, as the term suggests, is someone's shaggy protuberance.
by tirtle August 12, 2018
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13
A communication that includes all manners of personal and professional information regardless of who reads it.
I was fired from work because I sent too many hillaremails.
by tirtle October 30, 2016
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