40 definitions by the slut formerly known as your mother

King of glam rock, wore a wig, and got arrested for sending his PC for repair with hundreds of child pornography photos on the HDD.

"I DEEPLY regret DOING what I was sent to prison for"

1) A leather glove with studs, used for punching, slapping, or setting challenges. In the days of old when knights were bold, a gauntlet would be thrown on the floor as a challenge. If someone picked up the gauntlet, they would accept the challenge of competition in 2)

2) A jousting competition, whereby knights on horseback would have 5 lances to attack eachother with, and one broadsword. They would wear the colours of a lady, and defend the honour of a kingdom.

When a penis penetrates the anus, travels through the colon, intestines and out the mouth.

(n.) Five fingers (4+ 1 thumb) coming toward your face. An example of cockney

A beautiful country with long, deserted golden beaches.....

The best game company in the world until it faced up to the reality of competition, at which point it simply pumped out a jillion games involving spaceships and shooting enemies before they shoot you, either in the form of space invaders or a side scrolling shooter.

One who rides the cock the way a cowboy would ride a horse- by sitting on it and moving around a little. Can be male or female, and can take it in vagina or anus.