40 definitions by the slut formerly known as your mother

1) A leather glove with studs, used for punching, slapping, or setting challenges. In the days of old when knights were bold, a gauntlet would be thrown on the floor as a challenge. If someone picked up the gauntlet, they would accept the challenge of competition in 2)

2) A jousting competition, whereby knights on horseback would have 5 lances to attack eachother with, and one broadsword. They would wear the colours of a lady, and defend the honour of a kingdom.
I challenge ye, sir knight, to take the gauntlet.

Challenge accepted!
Get the gauntlet mug.
One who adjusts themselves into the seated position who using a dildo, often fixing it to a sturdy surface such as a table or chair, and them slides thier body up and down on the dildo.
The only noteworthy fact I learned from watching your daughter in that sextoy advert is that she is a dildo jockey, and moves her body instead of the dildo. That, and she has a mole on her right pussy lip.
Get the DILDO JOCKEY mug.
One who rides the cock the way a cowboy would ride a horse- by sitting on it and moving around a little. Can be male or female, and can take it in vagina or anus.
Myself: Sir, it is my earnest duty to report to you the fact that I have witnessed your son playing as a cock cowboy atop his strap-on clad sister.

Old man: ....?
Get the cock cowboy mug.
..Of course the trade is the world's oldest trade; prostitution.

What we're dealing with here is a woman who opens her legs for money.
My dear gentlemen, I have bought a woman of the trade to join us, who shall be freely availiable to all throughut the night. I have paid her in advance, so fret not.
Get the woman of the trade mug.
Generic name for one who rapes a man in the anus (bumming), not knowing the man has AIDS, thus shortening his own life for a moment's pleasure (if having your cock up the shitter of a non-consenting person of the same sex is your idea of pleasure)
Don't bend down when the suicide bummer is around, people. He'll give AIDS to his victims.
Get the suicide bummer mug.
The best game company in the world until it faced up to the reality of competition, at which point it simply pumped out a jillion games involving spaceships and shooting enemies before they shoot you, either in the form of space invaders or a side scrolling shooter.
I remember how my father used to beat me at double dragon on my atari, and how I was really crap at that ghostbusters game.
Get the atari mug.
to be taken for a ride (as in riding a cunt). To be manipulated.
I'm not going to sit here and be taken for a cunt. Give me the car keys NOW.
Get the taken for a cunt mug.