adj. Uncharacteristic behavior, particularly selling out. Refers to Liz Phair's recent attempt to reinvent erself as Brtiney Spears.
"Dude, did you catch the new Death cab for Cutie album?"
"Yeah, don't get it. Totally unphair."
A grammar term that you do understand except for it's taboo use at the end of sentences.
It's actually not that taboo.
"Where's my preposition at?"
"I've seen that preposition before."
"What is a preposition atop?"
A Craigslist term meaning "creepy as hell".
SWM seeks intimate backrubbing sessions with SBF. Deformities a plus. Just conversation! I've been dumped too many times.
1. An electronica band from the 80s.
2. An embarrassing thing to say in a restaurant.
1. "Dude, where were you last night? We were teasing out our hair."
"I teased my hair at the Depeche Mode concert."
2. "How would you like your pie?"
"Depeche Mode, please."