Performing oral sex for so long that parts of your face go numb.
I was going down on Bill for what seemed like hours and I got a North Dakota root canal.
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February 06, 2019
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Pretending to leave for work in the morning, only to return home after your partner has left for their job, in order to have an extramarital affair.
I was pulling a Greenwich Constitutional when I heard the front door open. It was only the maid arriving late that day. I was terrified it was my wife about to walk in on me and the pool boy.
Tiffany and I had a nice Greenwich Constitutional situation going until her husband got indicted for insider trading and was sentenced to house arrest.
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February 06, 2019
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To have sex in an alley. Usually with a random stranger or sex worker.
I met a really cool dude at the bar, but he got so drunk we did a Detroit Trash Can instead of taking taking him home.
The hooker wanted me to pay extra for a motel room so I suggested a Detroit Trash Can and I saved 25 bucks.
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February 05, 2019
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A bruise left after a session of rough sex.
Last night Selena whipped me with my own belt. Left a huge Bangor blueberry on my ass.
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January 31, 2019
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A bruise left during a session of rough sex.
Dude1: We tried out a new riding crop last night and Susan left a big Penobscot blueberry on my ass.
Dude2: Nice. Good times.
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January 31, 2019
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