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A phrase (used sarcastically) to blame one's problems on the president, regardless of whether or not they have anything to do with the presidency.
"Miley Cyrus was still Hannah Montana when George Bush was president--- Thanks Obama!"
by SophiaChicken September 22, 2013

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A form of insurance fraud, in which someone destroys or damages (most often by arson) their own property for the purpose of collecting insurance money. Called "Jewish" lightning because the Jews are stereotypically known as a cheap, cheating race.
"So apparently Goldsteinbergowitz's house caught on fire last week. With the insurance money he'll collect, he'll probably be able to buy an even bigger house!"
"Jewish lightning if I ever saw it."
by SophiaChicken September 22, 2013

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A form of insurance fraud, in which someone destroys or damages (most often by arson) their own property for the purpose of collecting insurance money. Called "Jewish" lightning because the Jews are stereotypically known as a cheap, cheating race.
"So apparently Goldsteinbergowitz's house caught on fire last week. With the insurance money he'll collect, he'll probably be able to buy an even bigger house!"
"Jewish lightning if I ever saw it."
by SophiaChicken September 22, 2013

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1. Where fun and fitness go to die.

2. 58 minutes of pain
"today in high school gym class we will be exercising for the first time in three months, and you all will be running the mile"
"Tomorrow we will be viewing a power point of sexually transmitted diseases"
by SophiaChicken September 22, 2013

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When you try to call someone a retard, but you yourself are so retarded that you cannot manage to form the word "retard" and call them a "terard" instead. Therefore, to call someone a "terard" is the highest insult to their intellect.
"Did you just try to buy marijuana from a cop?"
"Yeah, so?"
"You're terarded. You are the biggest terard I've ever seen."
by SophiaChicken September 22, 2013

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Preston Brooks was a Southern, pro-slavery Congressman from South Carolina. He is most famous for attacking Charles Sumner, an abolitionist, IN THE UNITED STATES SENATE BUILDING by hitting him multiple times on the back and head with a walking cane. Sumner suffered brain and spinal cord damage, leaving him unable to attend to his senate duties for months afterwards. Yes, Brooks was reelected.

Today, pulling a Preston Brooks is used as a euphemism for behaving inappropriately violently in a situation in which such behaviour is not deemed acceptable.
"The art teacher gave Michelle a B on her watercolor, so she stabbed him in the eye with a brush. I think he might be permanently blind. I think she got away with it too, because her parents threatened to sue the school."
"Wow, that's some Preston Brooks level shit, man."
"I know."
by SophiaChicken September 28, 2013

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A German woman with one long, continuous eyebrow.
"Wow, look at that unifrau!"
"Yeah, it just stretches across her whole face, doesn't it?"
by SophiaChicken August 30, 2011

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