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When a Chinese person looks you in the eyes like they are looking into your soul. Like Jackie Chan, they invisibly punch you in the nuts. You know when you've had one. It is known as the imminent sign of coming death.
Not to be confused with the Chinese Death Star. We all know its coming.
Not to be confused with the Chinese Death Star. We all know its coming.
Dude 1 : Man, i am so creeped out. I got the Chinese death stare yesterday!
Dude 2 : OH NO! your going to die!
Dude 2 : OH NO! your going to die!
by someone on the date of : October 24, 2018
When your birthday cake candle goes out and you have to light it again. A real bummer if you were about to blow it out. Can also be used to describe love and all that bulls**t
by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018
(similar to daffyducking ) When you are giving a girl oral sex and you then take a rodent, preferably a mouse, and push it into the said girl's vaginal tunnel. This then causes severe orgasms.
Dum ass dude 1 : Yo, me and my girl were daffyducking last night
Dum ass dude 2 : That aint got nothin' on me and my girl, we went mickey mousin'
Dum ass dude 2 : That aint got nothin' on me and my girl, we went mickey mousin'
by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018
Incurable Disease (PSS)in which people lose their senses and start killing boats and other things. Only one known case recorded in the Continental US. Side effects may include wanting to cause "A lotta Damage" and stab things with knifes. Scientists believe that it may be caused by inhaling rubber sealant.
by someone on the date of : October 24, 2018
by someone on the date of : October 24, 2018
by someone on the date of : October 24, 2018
Everyone has been in dumbass mode at least once in their life. To enter dumbass mode, you have to say or do something utterly stupid. Examples include:
Failing a shiny pokemon
Kicking the kool kid
Cheating on your wife
microwaving your fork
falling down the stairs
Once you enter dumbass mode and do something stupid, cool points are subtracted until you successfully enter kool mode again.
Failing a shiny pokemon
Kicking the kool kid
Cheating on your wife
microwaving your fork
falling down the stairs
Once you enter dumbass mode and do something stupid, cool points are subtracted until you successfully enter kool mode again.
Jerry went into complete dumbass mode when he tried to kick the bully in the nuts. Jerry now regrets that.
by someone on the date of : April 16, 2019

