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When a Chinese person looks you in the eyes like they are looking into your soul. Like Jackie Chan, they invisibly punch you in the nuts. You know when you've had one. It is known as the imminent sign of coming death.

Not to be confused with the Chinese Death Star. We all know its coming.

When your birthday cake candle goes out and you have to light it again. A real bummer if you were about to blow it out. Can also be used to describe love and all that bulls**t

(similar to daffyducking ) When you are giving a girl oral sex and you then take a rodent, preferably a mouse, and push it into the said girl's vaginal tunnel. This then causes severe orgasms.

Incurable Disease (PSS)in which people lose their senses and start killing boats and other things. Only one known case recorded in the Continental US. Side effects may include wanting to cause "A lotta Damage" and stab things with knifes. Scientists believe that it may be caused by inhaling rubber sealant.

Having sex.

Slang for when you take a Viagra.

Everyone has been in dumbass mode at least once in their life. To enter dumbass mode, you have to say or do something utterly stupid. Examples include:

Failing a shiny pokemon

Kicking the kool kid

Cheating on your wife

microwaving your fork

falling down the stairs

Once you enter dumbass mode and do something stupid, cool points are subtracted until you successfully enter kool mode again.