14 definitions by snappy's

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verb: to spy on someone else, usually with video. private dick.
noun: someone who spies on someone else using video.
Derivation: Bill Bellichik, coach of New England Patriots
Hey dude, better watch out the old lady don't bellicheat ya while you're over at the girlfriend's.
Gotta be careful cause the old lady's got a bellicheat on me.
by snappy's February 05, 2008
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John McCain's ability to eat, chew, and spit out his Republican opponents without remorse.
He'll McCainnibal Romney by Super Tuesday.
by snappy's February 02, 2008
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A good lookin blonde trophy wife. Derivation from John McCain.
Dude's got himself a mcmuff.
Man, just give me a weekend with a mcmuff like that.
by snappy's February 05, 2008
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horny. Derivation from midwestern county fairs that include animal oddities like a two peckered goat.
Bud's hotter than a two peckered goat.
by snappy's February 05, 2008
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someone extremely proficient in the use of a penis.
He's a primo wangster.
She's a wangster machine.
by snappy's February 06, 2008
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to locate. to locate or find something or someone you tom-tom.
The old lady would never tom-tom me here. Man, you're lucky cause my old lady's got built-in tom-tom.
by snappy's February 05, 2008
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a wise ass, generally a nebbish male trying to get over with a humorous, but usually feeble attempt to make someone else the butt of the joke. Wisenhemiers are usually called out and decsribed as such.
youz a f'in wisenheimer and you're gonna end up wit yer dick in yer mouth.
by snappy's February 02, 2008
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