5 definitions by silbeltram
An item of clothing in which a commonly banal statement is heat transferred, silk screened or embossed across the breast bone.
by silbeltram March 31, 2008
Any micro-organisms, germs, microbes, organisms, pathogens, viruses found on gym equiptment surfaces after being used by a sweaty, fat, smelly, man who you will never see at the gym again.
Ugh, that Chris-Farley-on-coke looking guy put his crotch on that abducter machine and didnt wipe it off! And he's not wearing underwear! Eeew! His gymnasties are everywhere!
by silbeltram May 10, 2006
by silbeltram April 13, 2009

