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Great pocket sized coin holders,
that's what old prescription bottles are good for.

Remove the label (100% citrus oil) and fill with silver $. Kids 10 & over love these as birthday presents.
by Shelly Bozdog November 24, 2006

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A drink: Irish Whiskey and Coke on the rocks.
The DeLorean was made in Ireland. John Z. got caught dealing Coke (cocaine). DeLorean Motor Company was "on the rocks", ie, bankrupt. But, the drink tastes good!
by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006

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Got some flat diet soda? If it contains phosphoric acid and/or citric acid, don't throw it away, put it in a spray bottle and use it as a cleaner. Do NOT use regular (sugary) soda, or you'll make a super sticky mess!
Flat diet soda cleans well, and is safe for babies and pets.
by Shelly Bozdog December 09, 2006

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To post competing defs on Urban Dictionary and watch them "battle it out" before everyone's eyes.
King Kong, why did you pull a Nantucket Surprise by beating yourself in public?
by Shelly Bozdog August 08, 2006

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Jack Hoffa is not a real person (that I know of), but, a slang name signifying "Jack Offer". Although it might remind you of Jimmy Hoffa, the legendary union leader who came up missing and has been mostly presumed to have been killed by the mafia.
PETER: I accidentally walked in on my roomate dude ... Jack Hoffa!

BOBBY: No way!

PETER: Oh my dog! Unfortunately, it is TRUE!

BOBBY: Oh man, how embarassing. What did you do?

PETER: I said, "Hey man, what's ... oh sorry ..." and then I just shut the door, and drove to the mall, and came home real late. And the next morning, we both just acted like it never happened. I've never brought it up, and neither has he.
by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006

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Vodka and V8. Put two toothpicks over the top of the glass, each with two olives, one at each end of each toothpick. Do NOT cross the toothpicks (the toothpicks represent two axels and the pimentoes four wheels & the green olives four tires. No straws or umbrellas please.
I'd like a Musclecar with a Cheese-Burger Deluxe.
by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006

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The December holiday season, composed of Hunukkah, Kwaanza and Christmas.
"Hanukwaristmas" flows a lot better than some of those other mixed up names!
by Shelly Bozdog December 17, 2006

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