A derogatory term for any person from the greater Toledo, Ohio area. A reference to the huge number of residents who are the product of a Toledo Toilet Birth.
I don't like going to restaurants or to the movies because a Poopchild may have sat in the same seat before me.
When you lose your job, and you're a loser from Ohio who can't figure out how to get another job ever again.
We met this fairly huge idiot from Ohio, and I don't think he knew it, but he was Ohio Retired.
A portomenteau of blowjob and Ohio. Refers to the high frequency of blowjobs being exchanged for goods and services between friends and family members in Ohio.
"I forgot to bring my purse to the restaurant and my brother had to pay for my food. He pulled his dick out right there in the booth and I've been a permanent resident of Blow-hio ever since." -Average Woman In Ohio
The most common type of birth occurring in the Toledo, Ohio area. A child is born into a toilet while the mother is simultaneously defecating.
If you meet a 'person' from North West Ohio and they smell like shit, it's most likely because they're the product of a Toledo Toilet Birth. When you're born in a toilet, you can't wash that kind of stink away.
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A type of public restroom found only in and around the Perrysburg, Ohio area. An enormous filthy blanket is laid upon the ground for people to slide their backsides underneath while defecating. The blanket, by Ohio logic, is there to keep the mountain of feces covered.
We were at a rest stop in Ohio and we thought that these people were having a picnic until we noticed the smell, and the brown stains everywhere. They were literally using an Perrysburg Poop Blanket, those disgusting inbred monsters...
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The act of inserting an erect penis into an electric pencil sharpener until nothing is left.
Can't wait to find that dumb meth-head from Perrysburg so we can give him a good Perrysburg Penis Pulverizer.
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