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A public toilet, so-named because of the color of its water, which has a blue hue due to the use of a disinfectant product which is released with every flush. (Also, coincidentally -- and appropriately, the title of a Brooke Shields movie.)
Gas Station Manager:

"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."

Gas Station Attendant:

"Fuck you. I quit."
by Robert T. Calhoun January 20, 2006

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An especially black, smelly and physiologically simian-like negro.
I don't want to sit here and listen to that bogola flap his big lips.
by Robert T. Calhoun December 12, 2007

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A derogatory term for an African-American.
You are seriously in error if you believe that you can ever get any productive work out of a lazy, no-account bogola.
by Robert T. Calhoun December 05, 2007

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To modify a thing in such a shoddy manner so as to resemble something that only a stupid Mexican could possibly concoct; to irrevocably debase something.
Jose took that perfectly good Chevy Impala and totally beanerized it.
by Robert T. Calhoun September 08, 2008

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A Philipino. Derogatory term used to described the more unsavoury elements indigenous to this nation of pathetic scavengers, petty thieves and greasy whores.
Ferdinand Marcos was a God-damned, fucking, piece-of-shit slamhead. But then -- they all are.
by Robert T. Calhoun January 17, 2009

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A female nigger. Contracted form of "negress."
Look at the size of the lips on that butt-ugly gress.
by Robert T. Calhoun January 17, 2009

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A paper toilet seat cover.
Jose always sets the table with a mexican tablecloth before he takes a dump.
by Robert T. Calhoun July 26, 2010

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