19 definitions by potatochip

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1. Slang term used for a blowjob.
2. An ugly hideous person.
3. Also see: mole
1. "That girl gives good head."
2. "That bitch is a head."
"Whatta head."
by PotatoChip May 13, 2003
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Used when someone is talking, there is too much noise or when someone is talking shit. It is the upgrade of "shut up" and is used mainly when you are angry and annoyed to the extent the you could lose it at any moment.
Tom: "Lalalalalalalalala"
Joe: "Shut up"
Tom: "Lalalalalalalalala"
Joe: "I said Shut Up"
Joe: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!"

by PotatoChip May 30, 2003
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1. A person who is so annoying and dumb that they can no longer be classed as an idiot and therefore a new level of idiot was created for them, the Fucknut.
2. A person who as shit for brains (that's if they lucky).
3. A person who was dropped from a tall building at birth.
4. Also see: Alex Glumac
"Fucking fucknut."
"Don't eat from the bin, YOU FUCKNUT."
by PotatoChip May 04, 2003
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When a person is so annoying that they get you really mad and the only way to stop them doing what they are doing is to give them a single powerful punch to the face which knocks them unconscious, they are now said to be "knocked the fuck out". This is only achieved if it is a single punch which knocks them unconscious.
"Brad was talking so I knocked him the fuck out!"
by PotatoChip May 23, 2003
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having absolutly nothing.
"I don't own jack shit!!!"
by PotatoChip May 30, 2003
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A student who buys a mobile phone usually a Nokia, which is on a pre-paid plan, they also take their phones to school and never use them because these people never have any credit. They can only use their phone when there is a glitch in the network which causes free SMS messaging, at this time they spent all their time sending SMS's to other SMSers which wastes their battery so they can't read or receive all the messages their friends (SMSers) sent them. Most of the messages sent at this time blank messages which are sent to other SMSers to piss them off. Also the messages are written in internet language example, "Wat u doin Hav u sen n e 1 2da.” this language is altered and changed by all SMSer so that they can't understand each other. SMSers also send lots of money on shit overpriced cases and accessories such as phone lights with drain their batteries even more. These people are complete morons and think that having a phone means that they got a "life", but if you think spending your time sending blank messages is a "life" there is something seriously wrong with you.
SMSer: "Hey Bob there's free messaging".
Bob: "Put your phone on vibrate, shove it up your ass and get a friend with credit to SMS you!"

SMSer: "Hey Bob, look at my phone lights aren't they cool"
Bob: "Hold your phone with the lights on and stick your hand in a bucket of water."

SMSer: "I spent thirty bucks on my case and when I dropped my phone on my pillow it shattered and cracked my screen."
by PotatoChip May 24, 2003
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A person who lies about everything they say and doesnt tell the truth in order to act cool.
"I had sex with 20 chicks in one night Bro!!!"
"Shut the fuck up you blow ass!!!"
by PotatoChip May 30, 2003
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