A public television show that I watched when I wanted to go to sleep. I think it was about space. But it could have been about pizza.
"Hey, did you catch Nova last night ?"
"Yup, slept like a baby."
The second book of the bible. Made famous by a bad ass named Moses who split the red sea in half, just like I did to your mom's vagina last night.
Exodus is a great book to read while on the toilet. Or your mom.
A short bald guy with a big nose and one curly hair coming out of his head.
He lives a very quiet and boring life.
Nothing happened to Ziggy today.
Voted best fish wrap 15 years running. A "newspaper" that thinks it's still 1875. Hey dumbfuck, you ever hear of a camera. Put down your pencil, it's the 21st century.
The Wall Street Journal has no crossword. What a worthless rag.
The area of the clinic where all they do is fuck. So much fuckin goes on there that people's sicknesses are cured.
JimBob went to the hospital for anal warts and they were so full up he was sent to the fuckward. He came home with a size 10 poopshoot, but he was completely cured !!
A shin buster. What you might trip on while spelunking.
"Millions of stalactites incising my knees !!"
Grits are made from a virtually flavorless grain called HOMMINY (sp?). The blandness results in people dumping large amounts of butter and salt on them. It's really cheap and very popular in the south US.
...and I would have kissed Flo's grits any old day. YOWZA !!