Evelyn is a wonderful girl. She goes through a hella lot but manages to hide it all really well. She smiles and her laugh is really pretty. She's fairly good-looking, actually. She is very kind, smart, and nice. She is also very apologetic, generous and courteous. But with that comes sarcastic wit. And a lot of references to her favourite things that you will never get. You are very lucky if you even know an Evelyn because they are awesome people. They care for you, and they are very loyal. If you ever dump an Evelyn, you're a fool. If you ever leave her, you are an idiot. She doesn't cry much at all, but she has real feelings. Also, another consequence of dumping her is that you'll be totally dead.
Person #1: Hey, is that an Evelyn?
Person #2: Yup. She's amazing, isn't she?
