A hand job on a well-endowed guy
Broads enjoy flogging the log!
A blow job in which the guy cums in the girl's mouth and she then swallows it
(The guy is cleaning the 'old' fluid out of his pipes and replacing it with fresh fluid)
MOCO and Lisa are firm believers in the Full Service Lube Job!
Putting two rubbers on your cock before fucking a dirty whore (if you don't want any of the bitch's diseases)
A smart guy would double bag it before fucking Lindsay Hohan!
When a guy and girl have sex on an exercise ball (Swiss ball)
When a guy fucks a chick on a sexercise ball, her titties rapidly move in circles!
When a guy is beating off but doesn't want to make a mess, he cums into his or any gym sock around
MOCO had to get rid of his blue balls but didn't want to make a mess at his parent's house so he enacted starching gym socks!
A dick and its white, sticky goo (the steak comes in all shapes and sizes)
Kevin is a connoisseur of tubesteak and white gravy; he can't get enough!
A guy that will tap broads of any color (EO for short); the opposite of Pussy Racist
MOCO is Equal Opportunity - "All pussies are pink on the inside!"