To not only be of no help to one's team, but to actually HELP the oposing team.
In DOTA, dying gives the opposing team both Expirience and Gold for your death, this is known as a feed.
"0 kills 16 deaths! what a mega feed!"
"He keeps running into them! What a Feeder!"
A combination of the prefix "mega" and the word LUL". Equal to one million LULs.
A term frequently spammed in twitch chat in reaction to a funny event. Often used when one LUL is not quite enough.
"my favourite twitch streamer just rolled a Huffer off of Animal Companion when he needed 4 damage for lethal. MEGALUL!"
The equilibrium phenomenon that occurs when someone is constantly either late or early for catching their bus/train/subway/metro. On subsequent journeys, there will eventually be a balancing between earliness/lateness. It all evens out in the end.
Damn, I missed my bus by one minute! Well at least the laws of public transportation karma state that I'll get there in the nick of time on another day in order to make up for this