6 definitions by misterdot
noun;
A French G.I. Joe, probably involved in getting France's ass kicked in World War II, who is hyped up about the (very few) French military expeditions he's participated in but is incapable of manipulating elementary computer knowledge.
He is very likely to be accompanied by his friends Dominique, Jean-Jacques and Francois.
A French G.I. Joe, probably involved in getting France's ass kicked in World War II, who is hyped up about the (very few) French military expeditions he's participated in but is incapable of manipulating elementary computer knowledge.
He is very likely to be accompanied by his friends Dominique, Jean-Jacques and Francois.
The guy who gave the speech today for the French military convocation was your typical G.I. Jean. I mean that conference, what a fucking bore. All that talk about how torture is bad... LOOK WHOSE TALKING.
by misterdot May 10, 2010
What results from a food boner and results in a food baby.
An orgasmic feast.
Delicious food devoured in large quantities.
An orgasmic feast.
Delicious food devoured in large quantities.
Gabe: Man, that brunch was some mighty fine food sex.
Jorge: Yeah bro, the food just kept coming.
Gabe: Haha coming.
Jorge: Yeah bro, the food just kept coming.
Gabe: Haha coming.
by misterdot February 18, 2012
noun;
1. Sunrise.
2. Crack you take when you wake up.
3. Concept that will answer all your questions about God.
1. Sunrise.
2. Crack you take when you wake up.
3. Concept that will answer all your questions about God.
1. Frasier: Once I stayed up until the crack of dawn.
Gavin: Wow dude your such a badass.
Eugene: Word.
2. Derell: yo nigga whatup can i hook u up wit sum dope fly shit?
Wendell: nah man not before i get my crack of dawn.
3. What keeps God so high? The crack of dawn. What does God wipe after he takes a shit? The crack of dawn.
Gavin: Wow dude your such a badass.
Eugene: Word.
2. Derell: yo nigga whatup can i hook u up wit sum dope fly shit?
Wendell: nah man not before i get my crack of dawn.
3. What keeps God so high? The crack of dawn. What does God wipe after he takes a shit? The crack of dawn.
by misterdot April 22, 2010
noun;
1. A sex act involving tic tacs (candy) and toes (those stubs on your feet)
2. Pretending to play tic tac toe but then drawing a dick, as such:
_|_|_..................O|_|_
_|_|_...>>>>>>.._|_|_|-)
..|..|...................O|..|
1. A sex act involving tic tacs (candy) and toes (those stubs on your feet)
2. Pretending to play tic tac toe but then drawing a dick, as such:
_|_|_..................O|_|_
_|_|_...>>>>>>.._|_|_|-)
..|..|...................O|..|
1. Belinda: Ooh George let's play some dick tac toe!
George: What a fine plan!
2. We played dick tac toe all over Reginald's binder. I lol'd.
George: What a fine plan!
2. We played dick tac toe all over Reginald's binder. I lol'd.
by misterdot May 6, 2010
1. A lemniscate (AKA the infinity sign, or a side-ways eight) that looks like a ninja. Once you see one you'll start seeing them everywhere.
2. The most powerful ninja in the world, one who can control time, destroy the universe, etc.
What's more, HE'S EVERYWHERE. Look at your keyboard sideways, between the 7 and the 9. He's there, looking at you.
2. The most powerful ninja in the world, one who can control time, destroy the universe, etc.
What's more, HE'S EVERYWHERE. Look at your keyboard sideways, between the 7 and the 9. He's there, looking at you.
1. (tilt your head)
8 ----> (8)X-< It's a ninja!
2. Ninja 1: He's too much for us....
Ninja 2: Where did we get the idea that we even had a chance? There's a whole army of them now......
Infinity Ninja: ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
8 ----> (8)X-< It's a ninja!
2. Ninja 1: He's too much for us....
Ninja 2: Where did we get the idea that we even had a chance? There's a whole army of them now......
Infinity Ninja: ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
by misterdot December 20, 2010
1. Short for poopsalot, generally referring to gastrointestinally impaired people who defecate or flatulate on a more frequent than average basis.
2. asspoop backwards, thus signifying someone who instead of playing with the fecal matter of his or her peers (as asspoops generally tend to do), imposes their own fecal matter or fart gases as something for all their friends to enjoy, usually accompanied by the mention of the word "safety"
3. An unstoppable force involving midichlorians, most of the acts described in South Park's "The poop that took a pee," a perverted goat, as well as, of course, Vegeta from the Dragon Ball Z series. It must be noted that only one man has been able to achieve mastery of such dark magic, the tricky and evil Mista Poopsa from Albert Reynold's most famous epic "The Way of the Poopsa," only to meet a horrid end at the hands of a cruel thief seeking revenge, as a harsh reminder that one should never trifle with such unspeakable acts of evil.
2. asspoop backwards, thus signifying someone who instead of playing with the fecal matter of his or her peers (as asspoops generally tend to do), imposes their own fecal matter or fart gases as something for all their friends to enjoy, usually accompanied by the mention of the word "safety"
3. An unstoppable force involving midichlorians, most of the acts described in South Park's "The poop that took a pee," a perverted goat, as well as, of course, Vegeta from the Dragon Ball Z series. It must be noted that only one man has been able to achieve mastery of such dark magic, the tricky and evil Mista Poopsa from Albert Reynold's most famous epic "The Way of the Poopsa," only to meet a horrid end at the hands of a cruel thief seeking revenge, as a harsh reminder that one should never trifle with such unspeakable acts of evil.
1. Jared is such a poopsa; I bet you if you lit a match in his house it would blow up.
2. Guy 1: Gosh this room reeks let me give you something to spice up the air.
Guy 2: Omg you fucking poopsa, doorknob.
Guy 1: Hah too bad I'm wearing my safety belt.
3. Gosh that was quite an asspocalypse that Howard pulled off there. If he eats a few more tacos he should be well on his way to mastering the poopsa.
2. Guy 1: Gosh this room reeks let me give you something to spice up the air.
Guy 2: Omg you fucking poopsa, doorknob.
Guy 1: Hah too bad I'm wearing my safety belt.
3. Gosh that was quite an asspocalypse that Howard pulled off there. If he eats a few more tacos he should be well on his way to mastering the poopsa.
by misterdot April 17, 2010